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Chris Brown denied UK Entry

Scott Dylan — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:40:10 +0000

So today I hear that Chris Brown was denied a UK touring visa because of his “serious” crime in the United States. And the home office claims that “Public Protection” is more important

So how did so many terrorists get into Britain? And why are we not deporting terrorists after they serve there sentence?

Makes absolutely no sense to me at all!

#DuncansDream – My pledge of £500

Scott Dylan — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 12:45:36 +0000

Yesterday I logged onto twitter and found a new keyword trending, #DuncansDream which is the brainchild of @DuncanBannatyne.

The idea is that if everyone of his 91,000 followers all followed each other through the trend then each follower would also have 91,000 followers.

I though i’d decide to write a few tweets on #DuncansDream and to my amazement within minutes i’d had 20 new followers, because of this i kind of became addicted to #DuncansDream and ditched Facebook for the day. As I started my day of tweeting on the keyword I decided that I thought I might make it worthwhile for people to follow me.

So today I decided that I would make a pledge! The pledge is that IF by midnight tonight I get 3000 followers then I will donate £500 to cancer research. Since my pledge it seems like the power and dream of #DuncansDream is now determined to make that happen. I currently now have 700 new followers since my pledge and as each minute goes by my inbox seems to pop up with on average 20 new alerts telling me im being followed via #DuncansDream

Dublin Expensive Rental Market

Scott Dylan — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 23:56:20 +0000

I’ve recently been looking at the rental market in Dublin to find a new place to rent, at the moment I have a reasonably high budget, in England I would probably get a mansion if I wanted for the budget, but in Dublin, Republic of Ireland all I seem to be able to find is small and badly furnished apartments. It seems that Republic of Ireland Landlords have forgotten that there is a recession and are still trying to get top € for there properties.

100 Things to do in an elevator!!

Scott Dylan — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:51:16 +0000

100 Things to do in an elevator!!
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Shake the person’s hand when he/she enter the lift.
3. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
4. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
5. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, all of you just shut UP!”.
6. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
7. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
8. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
9. Shave.
10. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
11. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
12. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
13. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
14. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
15. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
16. One word: Flatulence!
17. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
18. Do Tai Chi exercises.
19. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”
20. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, motion sickness!”
21. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
22. Meow occasionally.
23. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
24. Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”
25. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
26. Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
27. Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
28. Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
29. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
30. Burp, and then say “mmmm…tasty!”
31. Leave a box between the doors.
32. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
33. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.
34. Start a sing-along.
35. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”
36. Play the harmonica.
37. Say “Ding!” at each floor.
38. Lean against the button panel.
39. Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons.
40. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
41. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
42. Bring a chair along.
43. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
44. Blow spit bubbles.
45. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
46. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
47. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
48. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49. Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50. Stare at your thumb and say “I think it’s getting larger.”
51. Announce to the person stood next to you “I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?”
52. Ask the other passengers “Wouldn’t be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?”
53. Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53. Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself “its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!” Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54. Scratch yourself excessively saying “****ing headlice. They’re all over me. I knew I shouldn’t have played with that dog so much”
55. Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
56. Break wind and blame it on the person next to you
57. Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58. Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say “it was up against that wall”
59. Have sex with your imaginary friend
60. Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61. As the lift descends, shout “Bombs away!”
62. Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia
63. Hand out leaflets – “what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!”
64. Perform a striptease
65. Act surprised when it starts to move and say “THE GROUND IS FALLING!”
66. Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67. Let your mobile phone ring – dont anwser it.
68. Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say “ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?”
69. Say “this new g-sring is really starting to hurt.” Then attempt to adjust it.
70. Walk into the lift and say “this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days”
71. Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72. Paint the walls of the lift.
73. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
74. Stop the lift and say “twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!”

75. Get back to nature – go in naked
76. Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset “this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over”
77. Announce in a computer like voice “this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 …..oh heres my floor”
78. Serve tea and coffee
79. Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80. Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81. Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82. Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
84. Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85. Describe in detail, how you’re “hung like a horse”
86. Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87. Yodel
88. Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say “ooh, look at your pores”
89. Sing “I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves” Over and over again.
90. Ask the others “Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?”, then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91. Try breakdancing
92. Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you “you lookin’ at me?”
93. Challenge the guy stood next to you to a “thumb war”.
94. Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95. Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking “do you wanna try this one?”
96. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce “it is time…”
97. Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming “Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!”
98. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “Hide it…quick!” then whistle innocently.
99. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler “Bad touch!”
100. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Bar Recommendation: Dubarrys Bar, Belfast

Scott Dylan — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:59:05 +0000

Everytime I visit Dubarry’s I always feel welcomed by the Doorstaff, Barstaff and the owner Declan.

Although the venue is usually frequented by an older crowd I cant help but enjoy every night I have out in Dubarry’s, the atmosphere is quite relaxed and tame.

The venue is really well decorated with lots of luxurious velvet stools, fabric walls, well maintained carpets and Chandelier type lighting I cant help but describe this as a very Chic bar.

Its always nice to be greeted by Doorstaff who open the door and ask you how you are, this is something I dont think I’ve experienced at any other bar in Belfast yet and is definitely a plus point for Dubarry’s.

The bar staff are very friendly, give a service with a smile and pretty chatty.

I would say Dubarry’s on Gresham Street definitely stands out from the other Gay and Lesbian bars in Belfast.

Club Recommendation: Rain Nightclub, Belfast

Scott Dylan — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:48:28 +0000

I never got to see Milk, but from what I see of Rain, I actually really enjoy this Nightclub; especially on a Monday night!

I decided to go to Rain Nightclub after seeing Lady Gaga on Monday 22nd February, when I arrived Pat Kent and Titti the nights hosts were standing on the door being very welcoming and making sure we all entered the club with a smile on our faces, this is something you rarely see in a Nightclub these days so was a pleasant change from the club doors around Belfast.

The music on the night was extremely good, I never got to catch the DJ’s name that was playing but he had me on the dance floor for most of the night, which although isn’t really a hard thing to do the DJ was superb.

Bar staff were very quick and also friendly, it seems like the guys at Rain are really pulling out all the stops to make the venue a success!

It was also nice to see that the same people who greeted us on our way into the club were also wishing us a safe journey home.

*I’m not affiliated with Rain or its nights at all I merely had a really good night.

Interview for new contract role.

Scott Dylan — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:24:40 +0000

Today I had an interview with a online company based in Dublin although I was told the interview went well I’m told that I won’t find out till next week whether I was successful or not.

The role is to project manage and lead a development team in Dublin for a 4 week period,.

I will update my blog as and when I get anymore news….

Bar Recommendation: Slide Club, Belfast

Scott Dylan — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:37:05 +0000

In my quest to seek out new venues i’ve come across a nice new gay/lesbian bar which seems to be tucked away out of site, the bar? Well its called ‘Slide’ and is based on Ann’s Street, Belfast.

Its a persian styled venue with table service on one floor and on another a small but comfortably sized dance floor, considering this is like a well kept secret size here really isnt important.

The staff were extremly friendly and welcoming which is a plus point considering some of the other LGB venues in belfast tend to employ staff who dont exactly know how to smile.

For those who cant find it, its above Little Wings Pizzeria, on Anns Street Belfast.

At the moment I cant seem to find a web link for the bar/club but I’ll update this post when I do.

Restaurant Recommendation: Little Wings Pizzeria, Belfast

Scott Dylan — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:29:34 +0000

Today I was taken to a little restaurant tucked away on Anns Street, Belfast, BT7 4EF called “Little Wings Pizzeria” which seems to have become a local gay and lesbian haunt to socialise.

Not only was the food incredible but so were the staff who made you feel extremly welcome and relaxed.

I will definately be recommending and frequenting Little Wings Pizzeria in the future.

You can find there website by clicking here

Merry Christmas

Scott Dylan — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:42:43 +0000

Just to wish all my family and friends a very merry christmas.

I hope you all get what you’ve asked santa for

Scott Dylan x